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“Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention: A Humorous Take

A lighthearted joke about 80,000 blondes at a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” convention showcasing humor and the playful challenge of stereotypes.

At a large football stadium, 80,000 blondes gather for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” convention. The goal? To prove once and for all that blondes are far from being unintelligent. The leader takes the stage and calls for a volunteer to demonstrate their collective intelligence.

"Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
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A blonde woman cautiously makes her way through the crowd and steps onto the stage. The leader then poses a question to her: “What is 15 plus 15?”

She takes her time, thinking for about 15 or 20 seconds, and then confidently replies, “Eighteen!” The audience, though slightly let down, starts to rally behind her. The entire crowd of 80,000 blondes begins to chant, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
Recognizing the enthusiasm and considering the grand scale of the event, the leader agrees to let her try again. After all, with the global media watching, it seems only fair. He asks her another question: “What is 5 plus 5?”

"Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention
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This time, she ponders even longer, almost 30 seconds, before answering, “Ninety?” The leader is visibly puzzled and disappointed. The atmosphere in the stadium grows tense as the blonde starts to tear up. But once again, the crowd of blondes erupts in supportive chants, “GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”
Feeling conflicted but driven by the overwhelming support from the crowd, the leader decides to give her one final opportunity. He asks, “What is 2 plus 2?”

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The blonde closes her eyes, concentrating intensely. After a full minute, she finally answers, “Four?”
At that moment, the entire stadium explodes with excitement. All 80,000 blondes jump to their feet, waving their arms, stomping their feet, and shouting in unison, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

Written by DADADEL

Adelaida, the founder of Dadadel Creative, boasts a multifaceted background, blending expertise in software engineering, copywriting, and digital marketing. Prior to establishing her agency, she honed her skills as the former Head of the News Department at a regional media outlet, and also amassing 18 years of experience as a host. She has a penchant for sarcasm, a passion for lifestyle topics, and an undeniable love for cats.

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