Zhwlya Azad
Our life is regulated by laws and rules to maintain order, showing us how things are supposed to work. Some rules and laws are written, and some others are passed from one generation to another. Rules help us do things correctly, from teaching us how to wash our clothes without destroying them to the most complicated ones, such as knowing to fly a plane to avoid accidents.
However, in today’s society, people are becoming lazier and lazier and want others to do their work. But when life finally hits, they fail badly, even in simplest things like throwing garbage in its place. To deal with idiot behavior and endless lawsuits, many companies include laws that many of us find stupid and do not make sense.
1. Pandemic told us we are not ready for the digital world
During the battle with Covid-19, good work at keeping up people’s morale with good laughs were the humans that showed us mostly everything that was supposed not to, in their front camera use. Keep your clothes ON people at any time.
2. Ohh, a barbeque lover
Did you know that Air France put a rule that is prohibited to cook and campfires on the plane during their flights? At first, everyone laughed and thought it was a joke, then this rule was translated into every language.
3. Take the package off before use in Suppositories
As we all may think, someone thought it was a dissolved package.
4. Don’t use an iron with our clothes on
I don’t know why this rule exists because everyone knows how damn hot is an iron during ironing. But I am sure that the man responsible for this law creation has a good burn mark on his skin.
5. Don’t leave a child in clothes you wash
If I saw this, I would take it as a joke from the clothing company, but OMG, it isn’t. Someone didn’t take them apart during the clothes wash.
6. Don’t do sex with an animal like Porcupine
A guy in Florida thought it was a great idea.
7. Can’t scratch ears with cotton swabs in rehab
While in rehab, someone found an easy way to get painkillers by putting cotton swabs down the eardrum to be transported to an emergency room.
8. Throw tampons in the right place
An owner who landed his rooms for rent lost almost 50.000 dollars. That happened because the lady renting one of his apartments threw her tampons under the floor for many years. The blood did great damage that needed to repair.
9. Keep two pairs of pants with you
At one of the Christmas parties, a corporation demanded its employers to bring two pairs of pants for those that would urinate at the first ones.
10. Do not use roller skates in the laboratory
A laboratory had the rule to use roller skates on a concrete floor until a smart manager banned it because a slip on a concrete floor would be a disaster.
11. Can’t use marmite in prison
Marmite is prohibited in prison because it gets fermented by the prisoners to create alcohol.
12. Can’t use it as an excuse anymore
At one university, the professor told their students that they will not be justified for their absences because of spilled vomit from their drunken friends.
13. Fourteen toilet paper rolls are prohibited in the same bathroom
This is the new policy of Walmart for its employees.
14. You can’t walk back during eating a donut
This rule is found in Ohio because people found it hilarious to lure police horses away from the officer.
15. Can’t play bowling blindfolded
Many wanted to play blindfolded, but also many others were injured. That’s why this rule was put to use.
Which rule/law looks the dumbest? Tell us in the comments.
