Husband Finds Wife in Bed…

One afternoon, a man came home early from work, only to find his wife lying on their bed, gasping for breath.

Concerned, he asked, “What’s going on?”

Stammering, his wife replied, “I… I think I’m having a heart attack!”

Without hesitation, the man panicked and immediately ran downstairs to call for help. He was ready to dial 911 when his young son Johnny appeared, tears streaming down his face.

“Daddy,” sobbed Johnny, “Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on.”

The father’s worry quickly shifted to fury. He dashed back upstairs, yanked open the closet door, and there stood his brother, stark naked, just as Johnny had described.

Enraged, the man shouted, “You bastard! My wife is over there having a heart attack, and you’re running around naked, terrifying Johnny!”