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A blonde calls her boyfriend, asking for help with a difficult jigsaw puzzle that she can’t seem to start.
Her boyfriend inquires, “What is the puzzle supposed to look like once it’s completed?”
She responds, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
When he arrives, he sees the puzzle pieces spread out on the table. He examines them and then chuckles, “These pieces will never form a rooster. Let’s relax and enjoy some tea while we put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”
In a classroom, the teacher asks the students to paint cows grazing in a meadow. Little Johnny soon shows his finished work: a blank sheet of paper.
The teacher questions, “Johnny, why didn’t you paint anything?”
Johnny explains, “The cows ate all the grass, and with no grass left, they left too.”
