An elderly man visited his doctor for a routine check-up. After the examination, the doctor remarked, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you’d like to discuss?”
“In fact, I do,” the elderly man replied. “After intimacy, I usually feel hot and sweaty. But when we engage a second time, I become cold and chilly.”
Curious, the doctor examined the man’s wife and found everything in order. He then asked her, “Your husband mentioned an unusual issue. He feels hot and sweaty after your first intimate encounter, and cold and chilly after the second. Do you know why?”
“Oh, that silly old man,” she replied with a chuckle. “That’s because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January.”
