A woman was invited to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. Nervous about the meeting, she joined them at the table for a meal. As they started eating, she began to feel uncomfortable due to her nerves and the broccoli casserole.
Unable to hold it in, she let out a small fart, which was audible enough for everyone to hear. Before she could feel embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father blamed the dog at her feet, saying sternly, “Skippy!”. Relieved, she smiled.
A few minutes later, she felt the need to release gas again, this time louder. Her boyfriend’s father, again thinking it was the dog, shouted, “Dammit Skippy!” Feeling more at ease, she smiled once more.
When she felt another urge, she didn’t hold back and let out an even louder fart, resembling a train whistle. The father, now frustrated, yelled at the dog, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
