Telha
An elderly couple had just gotten into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly announced,
“Seven points!”
Confused, his wife turned to him and asked, “What are you talking about?”
Not wanting to miss out on the fun, the wife waited a moment, then released her own loud fart, confidently exclaiming, “Touchdown! Tie game!”
After a brief pause, the old man responded with another one and boasted, “Aha, 14 to 7! I’m back in the lead!”
Refusing to back down, the wife answered with another loud fart and grinned, “Touchdown, tie game again!” Then, with a small squeaker, she added, “Field goal!”
